Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Harry Sawyer
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Doreen Schaefer
Bob Maslow
Marshal Nalhober
Mrs. Bromley